jemmified

being in a state of happy shock

after seeing his birthday presents he was jemmified

by phishh December 26, 2023

Jerkified

When you beat it too much it becomes jerkified

“Yo, I jerkified it so hard I can’t do it no more’.

by medgame December 5, 2024

jerkafied

A feeling of pure chillax (chill + relax), after several good jerk'ins in the same 4 hour period

Hey did you hear about Carl, he wacked the weasel 12 times in one day. I saw him he was so jerkafied. After his session he played SlipN'Slide in his room

by Haviv And Kenny August 23, 2004

Hermified

when you have had a long night and wake up late the next morning and look like complete trash and do not want to go anywhere with your friends or meet them anywhere to hang out so you stay at home all day in sweatpants and a comfy t-shirt

Lack of effort to come out of the house hermified I will not meet you anywhere I have become hermified.

by stanyfran June 1, 2009

jellified

If you are jealous of someone, you are jellified.

"Wait...you have $100? I'm jellified."

by ctrlaltdeleteit August 23, 2015

Jessified

My ex gave me such a head trip. It maid me crazy. Pure munipulation, straight lies and tries to tell you as truth. She uses my kid as a way to munipulate me into giving or doing things i dont want to be. A emotionally abusive woman. Narriciesst play on men and women. Been going through all sorts of counseling and court appointments

Damn man, i straight up got jessified. Got me all confused whats going on with them.

by Tocanchew May 8, 2018

Jessified

To take something that is brand new or fully functional apart just because you need one part from it instead of going to the store to buy said piece then put the object back to together for it not to work.

Jessi jessified the heater and bathroom.

by #OMWTFYB360! April 18, 2022