jellywhack

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.

Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.

by bert_turnip September 22, 2006

Jellyballoon

Silicon tits

Smurf 1: Dude, she has jellyballoons man.

Smurf 2: Poke it!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011

jellybaby

The blob of semen that rises to the surface of a hot tub, specifically after anal sex.

Three fags are sitting in a Jacuzzi when a jellybaby pops up. The first one turns to the others and says, "Okay, girls, who farted?"

See also Santorum

by Alraune April 29, 2004

Jallywacker

Jallywacker: to be an idiot, crazy, or a just stupid

You Jallywacker, that is stupid.

by B.Field May 28, 2010

jellyface

A girl with a really nice rack and a butt ugly face.

Yo that's Jennifer she's such a jellyface.

by yaboyromo March 16, 2014

Jellydick

When you either have sex more then once or twice in a set amount of time, or jerk off in a set amount of time. Sometimes your semen will come out looking like chewed up jello. This is because when you do not have enough time to reproduce the shit so all of the shit in your lines has to go through. So you're basically just cleaning out the pipes.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...Jawlzz..ahhhhhhhhhhh Jellydick again.

Dude I came on her stomach and I looked down and it looked like chewed up jello. I think I have Jellydick.

by Bawlzz December 14, 2010

Jellysickle

a penis covered with KY Jelly

Imma star so im in with the belly pistol
That’s cause the haters be sucking on jellysickles
(Tech n9ne)

by jboss91 June 23, 2008