jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.

Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010

Jeffray

A living organism that has fall in love to Janice for exactly 5 years. This living organism has the ability to reproduce so-called G-HORMONES when his ass is 0.5m above ground level, G-HORMONES increase one's arouse-ment rate (AR) by 5cm/s. This organism is a symbolism of "hard working but never works=HWNW" which was one of predominant philosophical concept of Dr.Momo during the 70s.
"Jeffray" can be used anytime, any where.

Dr.Momo: Hey, man, why could i never get her?
Mr. V: Jeffray~~~

Dr.Momo:That teacher, sighs... fail at teaching
Mr.V: shit
Dr.Momo: wtf?
Mr.V: Jeffray~~~

by Dr. Momo November 20, 2012

Jeffy

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

by Alan S. April 21, 2008

Jeffane

A beautiful girl who has BIG goals. Funny,smart & family oriented. LOVES sports and is real laid back.

I need me a Jeffane bruh.

by NBANFL July 9, 2017

Jeffry

Jeffry. The type of man who can impress anyone within minutes of meeting him. He defines the meaning of the perfect guy. The man also loves the movie Morbius, like we all do, I once went with him to see the movie on my 29th time. Jeffry gets so excited everytime he (Morbius, he's a Marvel legend) says the line. "It's morbin' time". I am even shaking right now while writing this, he can not contain himself.

Jeffry says his immune system gets a temporary boost and he would immediately shoot up from his seat, point his finger at the screen and shout "HE SAID IT!" This has happened for 29 times now (everytime I watch the movie). Jeffry's parents have disowned him now but he is happy as long as he get's to hear the line. He loves Morbius!
Also he loves showing the GTA hot coffee scene to potential partners but we don't speak of that.

What a jeffry
You hear what jeffry did?
My homie, Jeffry at it again
I freaking love Jeffry, he makes everyone morb

by EnriXEva June 22, 2022

jeffny

A simple yet complex girl who is Beautiful inside and out. Her loving nature and kind hearted spirit tend to have an effect on the opposite sex.People usually gravitate toward her and some may be jealous because dayumm she's on top of her game

Jeffny is a great freind. I love her so much.

by himonkey! July 6, 2010

Jeffy in the Road

A minor inconvenience; a speedbump in the way of getting with a girl; the guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her

Guy 1: Man, I'd love to get with Jolanta.
Guy 2: I heard she has a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Nevermind him. He's just a Jeffy in the Road. He'll be out of the picture in a week.

by Andrew Gordon September 20, 2008