jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

jeep

not a car, not a truck, not a jeep, Nothing

Tim: you drive a jeep !
peter: yep, life is bad and im waiting to die
tim: hey you must also drive a volvo !

by im better than you October 27, 2006

Jeep

Rusty bucket on 4 wheels, normally found stuck in wilderness when it should not have left pavement in the first place.

I was offroading in my Suzuki and had to pull out this JEEP.

by Roby! March 15, 2005

jeep

Over-priced, over-hyped american produced junker that GM will never bother to re-engineer as they realize there will always be a confederacy of dunces willing to dole out the cash.

I cannot believe the radio was stolen out of my soft-top jeep wrangler again!

or

I can barely afford my 4-cynlinder jeep payments and my dues to the frat!

by donkeyrinse August 4, 2005

JEEP

Acronym for Just Enough Eduction To Post. Used widely in U.S. Air Force security forces to describe a new flight member.

Hey, JEEP, you see those fucking planes? They have officers in them, yeah? So why the fuck aren't you saluting them?

by SFHG April 9, 2009

Jeep

Ugly box on four wheels which cant even manage to get over 20 mpg highway over its 50 years

What is that piece of shit?

Why, its a Jeep!

by Lbayncha1 February 18, 2009

jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

by greengirl123 October 27, 2006