Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

JetBlue Balls

When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.

Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.

by icwish December 27, 2009

Jebuscow

A well-known PvPer on the Horde side of the US Draenor server on World of Warcraft. Widely known for his triumphs in World PvP on both factions. Also known, by some, as the King of Draenor. Some also recognize him as the most successful Trade troll on the server due to his witty remarks and tactful approach to players in the chat.

2. Trade:Jebuscow: Ohai!
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.

by wowplayer2010 January 20, 2010

Jebus

A character from Madness combat
Very different from the other one known as Jesus

“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

Jeclub

A Jeclub is someone who enjoys metal and is a hardcore bad ass. A common hobby for a Jeclub is gaming.

Man you see that new kid?
Yeah he is such Jeclub

by bukaj November 23, 2011

Jabluzzi

Getting a blow job in a hot tub.

Oh man last night was so great. The food, the drinks, and the jabluzzi just capped the night for me.

by marinerfan1 March 14, 2010

JETBLUE

an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.
Billie: Really? How was it?
Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...
Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.
WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?
Billie: That's real awesome!

by smackboobie November 1, 2006