jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

Juzzing

The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.

Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.

by Pal69 March 22, 2010

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

Jazzin

Jazzin is a word with many uses, it can mean to have sex or it can just mean to whip out a saxophone or a trumpet and play a boogie toon that you can get down with ;).

Person 1: yo wanna get jazzin tonight?
Person 2: Gross bro! Im not having sex with you!
Person 1: Nah bro! I meant jazzin like play jazz
person 2: Ohhhh! yeah sure!!!
*both whip out trumpets*
Trumpet noises: BRBBRUUBRBRURBRUBRURURURURBRRRRUUUUBRRRRUUUU

by YA LIKE JAZZZZ???????????? January 19, 2023

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jazzin

When someone is lying or gassing a situation.

Mike- “Kim let me come over last night”
Tom- “ You jazzin bro, she said you only dropped her off”

by KellzzBabyy January 25, 2019

Jazling

The most beatiful girl ever.Every girl wants to be like jazling.

Guy:did you see that jazling shes so hot.
Other guy:fr shes so fine.

by Idkkbdhd October 16, 2016