Kansas Jayhawks

A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.

KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"

by secretperson862 January 1, 2011

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

kansas jayhawks

The luckiest bastards in the history of college basketball.

Did you see the 08' tournament? Yeah, what a joke, the Kansas Jayhawks won.

by A. Dizzle April 7, 2008

Jay-Hawk

Hair Style of known for containing large amounts of awesome. It can only be worn by OpTic Jay. Known to only be worn on individuals with abnormal Testicle sizes

Dude did you see OpTic Jay's Jay-Hawk? It made my balls shrivel and drop off.

by WTC Afroman of Respawn Army November 20, 2010

Jayhawking

When you jaywalk an empty street, and the other eight pedestrians waiting for the light to turn green follow you.

Jayhawking 2nd Street.... best me catch that last express bus or my ass is going to be downtown for at least another hour.

by Shummers January 9, 2015