Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
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This word when shouted in The Castle School means to run at will mileson and tackle him to the floor, punch him in the face or just punch him in general and terrorise him.
"Jamaica!" **Everyone proceeds to kick the shit into William Mileson whilst calling his mum a fit pole dancer**
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Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!
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