Jason Grace

to get hit in the head and knocked out

Man I hate the hospital i cant belive i got jason graced

by That_One_Bookworm April 29, 2019

Pull a Jason Rothenberg

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.

Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg

by ur mom geiy August 9, 2018

Jashanti

very pretty and loving and adorable

Jashantihit a speed bump

by Yellow _kitty123 May 8, 2018

Jashin

An evil god worshiped by Hidan from Naruto

Have you thought about accepting Jashin into your life?

by PsychoticSoulReaper June 7, 2007

jasonsegellover

a meme page on Instagram who frequently shitposts and is overall a very funny person 🙌🙌

*sighs* “ I’m having such a bad day :(“
*goes on Instagram and sees that jasonsegellover posted*

“nvm my day just got 10x better!”

by Ihatecoldwine June 26, 2021

JasonBourne

(verb). The act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking "Where am I?", or "Who am I?". Usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.

Wow, I really JasonBourned this morning when I woke up on the dumpster.

by perachori October 25, 2010

Jason Mesnick

The male contestant on the 13th season of ABC's "The Bachelor". Once deemed a nice guy, he was the first divorced single parent to become the Bachelor. Rose to prominence as the runner-up on the 4th Season of "The Bachelorette" in which contestant Deanna Pappas allowed him to get on his knee to propose before rejecting him. Many people felt sorry for Jason and petitioned him to be the next Bachelor. He's considered a man with a "nice guy" image who became very popular and increased ABC's ratings for the show. However, the controversial events of his season have turned him arguably into one of the most hated contestants ever. He proposes to Melissa Rycroft at the finale, announces in press releases how happily engaged he is shortly thereafter, and then two months later dumps her on national TV for the runner-up Molly Malaney, who eagerly takes him back. The plot was apparently scripted and uncovered by gossip blogger Reality Steve.

"Jason Mesnick, you're such a Bastard" - quote by Melissa Rycroft at the first After the Final Rose ceremony.

by lalalalalashutup123 March 2, 2009