jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

by cyoder September 29, 2010

Jaredd

She is a beautiful girl. Everyone is absolutely jealous of her body.

Jaredd is the type of girl who won't lie to you, she'll always be honest.

She is a great friend and also a great enemy.

"Oh my god, Look at her!"
"Do you know her? What's her name?"
"She must be a Jaredd!"

"Damm, she's hot."

by FetusForLife August 18, 2013

Jarod

A beast of pure sexual energy, able to seduce anyone he comes across with his plate cut and build similar to that of Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.

mmmm Jarod.

by peepeepoopoooo November 12, 2022

Jaredd

Jaredd is a long haired stoner type who willl out smoke you. Also has a massive cock.

Hey im jaredd we boolin.

by Lumacious June 21, 2023

JAROD

HE IS A LITTLE ASS BITCH. HE ALWAYS THINKS HE IS RIGHT BUT NO HE JUST A LITTLE ASS BIPOLAR BITCH.

JAROD SUCKS THAT DICK

by JAROD A BITCH April 16, 2019

Jarod

The subway diet spokesperson.

Kevin: "Hey i'm running to subway, anybody want something?"

Nick: "Subway??? Again?? Since when did you become Jarod anyway???

by Niklas Vlad Moddachofsky December 21, 2008

Jarod

A cunt fuck who fucks all the bitches he sees with a pussy between their legs and he looks like a gay cunt chicken with balls that sit by his throat and a pair of massive gliders for ears and eats you everytime he smiles with his teeth.

why you you being such a Jarod ?

by ma se poes 179 August 16, 2019