wtf japan

the basic reaction to the weirdest shit japan does. lick a cat, make out with an egg yolk and so on.

Person1 : yo come here and check out this 4chan post
P2 : WTF JAPAN

by fille September 5, 2012

Japan Break Industries

Japan Break Industries is quite possibly the single greatest advertisement jingle ever created. It is found most frequently in the form of a eurobeat song with engrish lyrics, advertising a Japanese demolition company named--you guessed it--Japan Break Industries. If it wasn't already awesome enough, the lyrics- they- you- ...you just have to watch it. (YouTubeID qs6BiPwqBU0)

Hammer of Justice high up in the sky...
BREAK OUT!
Japan Break Industries
Diamond cutter, DA DA DA!
Japan Break Industries
Automated Compressor, let your echoes shake the ground!

by ReySquared May 4, 2009

Japan Four

A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.

"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered

by Brandon March 11, 2004

Jerold of Japan

Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.

Its our lord and savior Jerold of Japan.

by Captain Angel Beard January 7, 2022

Japan

The country with the world's best toilets.

On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

jahong-ed

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

by cookibear January 21, 2010

niall horan in japan 2013

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021