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Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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Jankerman

My friend was having sex and his girlfriend said he had a nice Jankerman
by salkjd November 14, 2010
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nerve-jangler

Someone who makes one nervous, uncomfortable, weary or unforthcoming.
Jeff: "do you like wearing kittens as mittens?".

Arnold: "two sets of two words, one time: piss off, nerve-jangler!".

Jeff: "...how about beaver skin boxers...!?".
by Robert Head April 23, 2007
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Nanny Janglers

A grandmother’s tin of various things. Can be used to call other people out on their clutter of things or unnecessary objects.
Dude, clean up all your nanny Janglers! We have company!
by This Grandma Loves Her Little February 19, 2019
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Kang Jangler

The turd that cannot be wiped.
Man, I took a shit the other day and had a kang jangler. I wiped 50 times and it was still there.
by ChieF TroN April 23, 2022
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jingle jangler

A person who grabs balls and fondles them
by Mc jingle jangler May 5, 2017
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junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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