The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

by JingleDangle June 19, 2019

jan mayen

A Norwegian island with only 18 residents. Their primary export is gravel. It's known among the Victoria II community as a 15 man country able to create the Empire of Polar Bears and make Scandinavia a part of the Empire as well.

19th century European Newspaper: In other news, Jan Mayen has reformed under the Polar Bear Empire and expresses their intentions to annex Scandinavia under the rule of polar bears. No European country has responded to their intentions, and instead are attempting to create a valid casus belli against Sweden for letting an insane country of 15 adult males become an independent nation run by bears.

by Baron_Von_Kroner August 14, 2014

Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Jan Kai

is a term historically used to denote persons considered to be of Negroid heritage. The term can be construed as offensive, inoffensive, or completely neutral, largely depending on the region and/or country where it is used. It has various equivalents in other languages of Europe. From the latest United States census figures, approximately 36,000 Americans identify their ethnicity as "jan kai".

look at that jan kai over there

damn he is really black

by Oluwase March 26, 2019

Jan-Rev

Maou-sama

You are Jan-Rev

by Santol detector June 8, 2021

Jan Tislas

A ship of two boys who are in the band United Vibe.

Combination of the names Jack Tisdall and Jon Guelas.

The ship is created by @jantislas on Instagram.

“Jan Tislas is more real than my soul.”

“Wow my ship aka Jan Tislas is sailing.”

by laughinlikeniall October 31, 2018

jan 14

January 14th is a day where You look at your friends and slap them

YUP YUPPIE

Hey Jack
*jack looks* slaps
Hey man what was the for

“It’s Jan 14th DUDE “

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021