Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

by Roffman October 14, 2009

damarrius

A male with a huge penis. Who has a good smile. Girl often like him. He is also good at sports.

He must be a damarrius

by Don't be like meeeeeee June 26, 2017

jamarcus

(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.

In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!

by Nicholas D January 5, 2012

Jamarius

is a handsome motherfucker that has a big cock and doesn't play at all when he is serious and he is a good guy to talk to and is amazingly talented and he's very quite and also shy.

I want a Jamarius I've heard he's giving girls that act right

by tijdsacb March 15, 2017

jamarius

that thick nigga no homo pulls all hoes ,got money... hella money and will fuck the shit out yo bitch but acts homosexualy as an act of comedy and he most like liy has a gun

that nigga jamarius is slime on gawwwdd

by savage slime December 13, 2018

jamarqus

A very intelligent person who will always be there for you when you need help

"Jamarqus will never walk away from helping a friend in need."

by MidnightWhisper27 October 9, 2013

Jamarious

Very sexy guy, but very obnoxiuos and conceited.

I would like him he wasn't a Jamarious.

by Chabria December 3, 2006