Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
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Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.
Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.
I dropped my I-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.
My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!
My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!
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