Me la jalo sin crema

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"

Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.

by B-STONE May 25, 2011

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Jalobie

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

jalooper

a hole of some sort

he put it in her jalooper. and she liked it

by vhillainy August 26, 2021

Jalon

Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.

One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..

by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013