jalaboñer

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.

Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020

Kenza Jallal

A bitch who thinks she’s superior but actually is inferior to all of her boyfriend’s friends and is homophobic and doesn’t deserve her friend’s, family’s and boyfriend’s attention or time.

Hey bro I heard you had a new girlfriend!
Yeah!
Who is it then?
Kenza Jallal!👍
Oh god foooorce à toi mon reuf grooosse force💪🏻

by Bogoss927292 November 21, 2021

Jalalabad

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.

by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

jalabi

A sexclub for indian people, where pubic hare is sexy and it is the woman who fuck the men in the ass.

Indian jalabi is my favorite.

by Reliable guy April 26, 2017

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

"Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020

jalabast

jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.

Teammate: "Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"

by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020