Jakob

Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.

Jakob is such an amazing guy. I couldn't be more in love. Just the way he kisses is unbelievable. There's nobody in the world I'll ever love like I love him.

by Arthur 2 Sheds Jackson December 18, 2012

Jakob Godbee

Gay

Fuckboy

Ugly

a redhead that no one wants

ewww did you see Jakob Godbee, hes so fucking ugly.

by bigduckdaddy24 October 18, 2019

martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

jacoby ellsbury

kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.

Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!

by Red Sox > You November 6, 2007

Jakobi

An amazing person who a natural badass, who quick to cut people off, he is really hamsome but humble, and talented at anything he do.

Jakobi is amazing person

by Lighting1210 August 26, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.

" Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as awesome as you said."

"Jakob totally owned that douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."

"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."

by Thebunkable95 September 30, 2011

JACOBY

JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by fuah666 February 28, 2009