jarmon

A trill jiggy nigga. Usually extremely creative. Gets no hoes because he would rather have a woman. A pioneer who rallies those around him with pure creativity and original ideas. Sometimes a loser only when not gassed up by his subordinates. Otherwise usually a pretty outstanding individual.

Carl: "Whose idea was this? Never saw it done this way before."

Steve: "Jarmon did that. He usually has his own way of doing things"

Carl: "I like it"

by Bna27 August 19, 2017

jagon

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.

Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!

by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006

Jamon

Jamon is sexy and hot asf. He loves his bae. He also is in love with another girl. Jamon is also smart and talented. He attracts girls and everyone loves him especially his secret admirer. Jamon is also very good in bed with the girl he really loves.

Omg I wish I was like Jamon
Jamon was so good in bed omg

by Thatawesomekid1234 September 9, 2016

jugmongous

Overly large breasted women who are obviously dis-proportionate to human nature and any other wonder of the world.

Anna Nicole Smith was jugmongous. Dolly Parton is jugmongous. Uretha (spelling) Franklin is disgustingly jugmongous.

by S Chase June 2, 2008

Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.

Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

by Steve J G October 16, 2008

jamón

oh you know what it means.....HAM of course, in spanish.......this is a special type of ham that can be torn or ripped so be careful whenever you happen to be making a ham and cheese sandwich because ripped jamón is not a pretty sight!

(Riding in the middle of good ole' Lesterville)
Bro 1: So yeah I reallly could for some jamón right now, you know what I mean?
Bro 2: I feel you bro
Bro 3: YEA MAN!
Bro 4: WTF?
Bro 5: Yeah...

by comRaunchy September 21, 2010

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009