A Sloppy Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown

After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.

by Demetriusdomiko May 30, 2019

Jabbercotting

a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
-or-
conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere

Parties with no booze we sure as hell gonna be jabbercotting

by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009

jabbering

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic

Tom was jabbering to megan

by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Jabba the Hutt

Being slow in everything you do, almost slug-like; hence the refernce to the alien slug from Star Wars.

And refer to movement speed or general sloth like behaviour.

Impressions of Jabba can be done whilst in their presence to keep the joke on the low.

A- Where's James gone?

B- He'll be a while, he's Jabba the Hutt.

...5 minutes later...

A- Here he comes

B- Ha Jo Delo Hum Ti Hada Jedi Scum.

by Tonsil Bedlurker March 11, 2011

Jabero

To become extremely aggitated or angry over seemingly nothing. Can be used as a noun, i.e. going jabero, verb jaberoing, or adverb jaberoly.

When drinking, Chris tends to go jabero when he doesnt agree with someone.

by DirtyAl November 11, 2012

jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010