Inflight Refueler

A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.

Right I'm off for a slash.

I'll look after your pint mate.

No it's OK I am an inflight refueler.

by ThePatriot1985 July 7, 2010

Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

by TheWindSoldier April 4, 2010

ifli

i fucking love it - pretty self explanatory instead of saying i love it say ifli

"u seen that new film out?"

"yeahh i seen it 3 times already - ifli"

by 21fw92 June 14, 2009

idfli

1.) i don't feel like it
2.) not wanting to do something

"kasey, let's go to the mall" said miranda. "idfli miranda" said kasey.

by brianda September 6, 2007

Inflight doggy style

A passenger puts his/her arms (and sometimes head) onto the seat and kneels in the leg space, keeping butt in the air. Occasionally happens on long flights, as a way to alleviate discomfort caused by sitting in a conventional pose for a long time.

"My back was hurting like hell on the red-eye to Chicago last night, so I assumed the inflight doggy style position"

by angryprofessor February 10, 2014

Self Inflicted Wound

The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.

John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".

by ejkruzr January 23, 2012

idfli

1. i dont feel like it
2. not wanting to do something

My friend asked to go to the store but idfli.

by canamarixico September 22, 2007