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Ismam

That one kid who sits in the corner of the classroom thinking about being a lawyer but is actually falling asleep and not noticing that the teacher is screaming at him. He needs to constantly be reminded what country he's in because people think he's staring into outer space, he likes to chew on lemons during lunch time and somehow is passing all his classes even though he's barely paying any attention.
dang he needs to pay attention, he's such an Ismam!
by I-n-t-e-l-l April 19, 2019
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Itamar

God, It's what made everything. Itamar has the biggest dick.
Let's pray to Itamar
by SBH16 May 25, 2020
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itama

An Itama is someone who is surrounded with great friends. Girls are attracted to an Itama, as he is smart, athletic, doesn't argue, and plain out cool. Everyone talks about an Itama, and if you are an Itama, you are very popular.
Bro, have you seen that guy?! He's the biggest Itama I've ever seen!
by bitchdickhole May 11, 2018
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Itma

A lower stage of the Bofa, Ligma, Sugma epidemic. But still very contagious and hard to cure. Must pass it on to cure, or else you may contract one of the higher level diseases.

Can be transfered Physically, Mentally on some Professor X shit, and through The Internet/Social Media.

Sounds like the phrase “Eat My...”

Can be followed up with: Ass, Nuts, Dick, etc.
Patient Suffering from Itma: “Hey bro, I heard you got Itma.”

Victim to disease: “The fuck is itma?”

Patient, now cured of Itma:”Itma Ass Bitch! Trick ass hoe.”

*The Victim now has Itma and will try to spread it to someone else.*
by RIPNINJAJOELGAVEHIMLIGMA July 29, 2018
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iTampon

The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.
Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?
by marieantoinetteinlatin January 29, 2010
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iTampon

Term used to mock the iPad, Apple's latest over-priced multi-media device.
Steve Jobs invented the iTampon to plug the bleeding in AT&T's 3G network.
by linux_rules January 27, 2010
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itamarism

a goverment sytem in which everyone and everything is protested and coperations must brought down
personA:Hey you beilive in itamarism
person2:Ya thats why i protest coffe bean
by itafart April 13, 2008
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