iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

ironic

That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

iron will

Someone who never gives up and is always doing the right things.

Fremd football players are instilled with an iron will.

by Sean1177 November 22, 2007

Ironic

When someone can stop others from dying, but not himself.

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by Milklord420 April 21, 2021

ironic

containing irony

irony:
-the opposite of the literal meaning
-a mismatch between the expected and the actual result

pro-lifers making death threats to Michael Schiavo is ironic

by Tyrone March 30, 2005

ironicities

Various states of irony in close succession.

Man, the ironicities of the past week have proceeded to blow my mind.

by shaidarharan1021 February 19, 2004

Ironic

Something is Ironic when what happens is the opposite of what is expected

It is ironic that Perez Hilton called Will.I.Am a faggot because Perez is gay.

by Wyrski July 18, 2009