Klaus Iohanis

some(Romanian) President that has a lot of houses and talks about online school.
Gets money and the population is poor asf

did u heard what the President Klaus Iohanis said?
no cuz im deaf

by The ugly blue man February 2, 2021

iPharded

Someone who doesn't know how to use their iPhone. Combination of iPhone and retarded.

Mother: How do I copy and paste something?

Daugther: Mom! Are you iPharded? You've had your iPhone for a year!

Mother: Yes.

by anonymous578 June 21, 2010

ioihap

If only i had a penis. Usually used when one does not have a penis but wishes they did.

Joe: yo dawg have you seen Polly.

Sally: Shes hot, but ioihap.

Joe: I feel that.

by Pablo Chavez McGee May 30, 2010

iPhag

One who is browsing the web on their iPhone while located 10 feet or less from a computer.

Dude, I totally busted Jeremy looking at myspace on his iPhone when he was sitting at his work computer. He's such an iPhag.

by Nate Piller January 10, 2009

iPhad

The latest technology from Apple; regardless of when you read this.

I'm shaking with excitement. Did u see how thin the latest Apple iPhad is? I am so upgrading my Newton to one of those. I hope it doesn't support flash apps!

by Des Perateben April 25, 2010

Youtube-iphany

1.When you have a revelation on Youtube. This also usually includes watching the video over and over and quoting it when it is not appropriate.

2. Can also mean when there is a youtube video that everyone has seen except you so you finally get to watch it

1. Dude, I totally watched "Jesus is my friend" on youtube and I had a youtube-iphany.

2. Jeez I finally watched "my new haircut" and after my youtube-iphany I understand the jokes you guys were making.

by TioTom March 18, 2009

iphass

derogetory description of a person who is addicted to, and shows off their iphone to an extent that annoys their peers

play on words from the term fass meaning fucking-ass

owner of iphone
"i already know, because I have an iphone"
peer
"you are such an iphass"

by satai-tony March 18, 2009