iphass

derogetory description of a person who is addicted to, and shows off their iphone to an extent that annoys their peers

play on words from the term fass meaning fucking-ass

owner of iphone
"i already know, because I have an iphone"
peer
"you are such an iphass"

by satai-tony March 18, 2009

iPhasia

The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.

When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.

by bethefawn September 6, 2014