involuntary sperm recipient

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

by Raziel March 23, 2003

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

Involuntary Gold Digger

A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.

Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.

by bobrocks95 May 5, 2010

Involuntary sensibleness

When you're sensible, even though you don't want to be.

Angie busted her knee running, she wanted to go for a jog, but her involuntary sensibleness made her walk instead.

by TheAbstract November 15, 2011

Involuntary Abstinence

When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.

High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?

Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful

High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress

Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol

High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!

Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...

High school friend: Ah, I understand.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019

Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.

-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.

by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009

Involuntary "You Too"

When you say "You too" to someone without thinking.

Involuntary "You Too"
Consession Stand Guy: Enjoy your movie.
You: You too. ...Er, wait.
*awkward*

by BondeOnTheLoose September 27, 2009