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consession

To group with the boys and go for a blaze: cone - sesh-ion
Oi cunt lets go for a cheeky consession tonight.
by YeetiusMaximus May 24, 2018
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consession

An allowance/compromise/recognition regarding a meeting or period of activity; it can involve either granting someone an interval of counsel/comfort, or using said get-together to arrange/provide an easement or grant of time/resources to said other person.
Tiffany is ordinarily quite "proper 'n' conservative", but she agreed to let me give her a naked whole-body massage and then sleep skin-to-skin wif her overnight if I'd fix her car --- sounds like an awesome consession to me!
by QuacksO January 30, 2026
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Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
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Swanson Conversion

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...
by Jvshangold January 9, 2017
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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion
by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021
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doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011
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