Introduce

To get two other people to meet.

Girl- You got a sister?
Guy- Yea, you want me to introduce the two of you?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Intoxitext

A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.

Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.

by Callowake August 26, 2009

introvise

When an introvert makes up a reason to stay home when invited out.

Sarah: “Hey Jordan, will you help me decorate for Alyssa’s birthday party?”
Jordan: “How about we introvise and I’ll make decorations but you guys put them up for me.”

by Adamaitis May 17, 2019

introdude

A way for 'bros' and 'brah's to say 'Hello can you please introduce me to this 'bro' or 'brah' or 'fine female' or 'ho'

Chad : "Yo Tyrone, who is that over there? They look fine and lit!"

Tyrone : "sup Chad, yeah they goooooood, I'll introdude you brah"

by IAMTHECAKE July 30, 2020

intrigite

and adj. used to describe something that is intricate but needs to be done in legitimate, legit, manner.

I am going to get a new intrigite tattoo from that great artitst Pete.

by Alan Platner December 22, 2007

Intoxitext

-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text

I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.

by eamongorin September 12, 2010

intoxitexting

Texting while extremely inebriated. Usually very late or early in the morning. provides a permanent record of something you probably wouldn't say sober!!!!

Intoxitexting after a night out can tend to be embarrassing in the morning!

by Dr Tony November 14, 2014