instahot

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.

Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..

by TFS August 18, 2005

Instatoes

Instant Potatoes...baked and/or mashed.

Hampton Inn..Burlington,VT..Champlain Room..2nd Floor..Dinner

"Damn these mashed potatoes taste like cardboard." "Yea they're like instant potatoes haha" "hah yea they're instatoes."

by Mike Blundetto February 19, 2008

instahoeing

Going on Instagram and liking every pic of the half naked hoes on your feed.

Melissa loves to be instahoeing at her internship to pass the time.

by Smithers1100 June 14, 2017

Insta Hoe

Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

Instahoarder

Someone who hoards Instagram accounts. Usually unfinished projects or exercise their different personalities..

"How many accounts do you have, punk?"
"Haha I dunno,
10 at least...
Wanna follow all 10?!
They are all separate projects which I meant to finish at some point, lol"... "Pls follow"
"You Instahoarder!"

by hybred August 21, 2020

insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021

instahead

The persons that all they do, think and talk is related to instagram.

A: Who's is that girl walking in the middle of the road with a guy making a video of her?
B: IDK, she's probably just another instahead.

by MAV96 December 5, 2023