instafam

When one becomes so attached to instagram where it becomes part of your life much like your family

Nigga u stay on intsagram like...its your instafam now

by milboinks December 25, 2012

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.

Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."

by Chicaxo July 29, 2014

Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.

Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!

by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019

Instafav

Liking a YouTube video so much that within the first roughly ten seconds of watching it, you instantly favourite the video.

You (Thinking in head): "I love this video! (Just started watching)"
You (Commenting on video): "Great video! 5/5, instafav. :)"

by Itachi_love June 15, 2011

Instamacy

adverb

1) When an individual begins a romantic relationship which started on-line, and thinks that he/she has an instant, intimate connection to the other person...which just scares the shit out of the other person when there is marriage and kid talk on a first date!

2) The feeling in a nascent relationship (first date) that you're totally going to get laid that night!

3) When you meet a girl/guy for the first time and one of both of you start talking about super serious shit that happened to you as a kid when it's WAY too early

So I've got a date with this Jenn, who I met on-line, we only talked once on the phone, but emailed for like two weeks everyday and it was instamacy right away! I totally think I'm falling in-like with her, she's 5'8", nice rack, great body, and really funny...I already went to the website to figure out what our kids will look like. Would you think it was odd if someone asked you to marry them on the first date?

by The Fig March 10, 2011

Instalay

Doing something (typically by sacrificing your manhood) in order to attempt to instantly get laid after the action or gesture. It usually involves taking a blow to your pride in advance in order to gain a "profit" in the near future.

Jim : "Hey man what're you up to tonight?"
Bob : "Taking Stacey to go see Twilight man."
Jim : "In a normal situation that'd be gay but that chick's banging. Looks like you're hoping for the instalay."
Bob : "Anything is better than my palm bro!"

by The Facer Of Facts February 14, 2010