Instalay

Doing something (typically by sacrificing your manhood) in order to attempt to instantly get laid after the action or gesture. It usually involves taking a blow to your pride in advance in order to gain a "profit" in the near future.

Jim : "Hey man what're you up to tonight?"
Bob : "Taking Stacey to go see Twilight man."
Jim : "In a normal situation that'd be gay but that chick's banging. Looks like you're hoping for the instalay."
Bob : "Anything is better than my palm bro!"

by The Facer Of Facts February 14, 2010

Instagay

a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.

Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.

by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.

I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.

by elevatorbones February 25, 2015

InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera

We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.

by TimilDeeps February 28, 2004

instalationship

When you love someone and are dating but aren't really dating.

Synonym: fuck buddies
Antonym: strangers

brook is cristians girlfriend...but Cristian has an instalationship with Caitlin.

by Khrizstarr January 29, 2014

Instagay

This is what happens to you when you do something so over-the-top gay. That people don't like you anymore.

Did you hear about that kid who sucked the teachers dick. He's instagay now!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

instalysis

Instant Analysis of a situation or problem. It's for when you want an answer immediately, but it should be at least somewhat thought out.

...I couldn't figure it out and I didn't know what to do, so I turned to the smartest person in our office for some instalysis...

by Farb Nivi June 12, 2008