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Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
by Buggiful January 30, 2014
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instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009
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Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.
james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.
by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015
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Instabator

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.
by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016
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instavestigate

the act of extensive research of a person and their life through the social media platform Instagram.
e.g. her new boyfriend seems really shady so I’ll have to instavestigate him.
by honi.jones December 6, 2017
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Instacunt

Pretty much a basic white girl. Is obsessed with instagram, likes showing their body off, wearing leggings, and drinking pumpkin spice lattes.
Look at all the Instacunts in the starbucks line!
by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020
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Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.
Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.
by The professa October 28, 2014
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