pants

Not good, not up to the task, not true. Originally a UK schoolboy slang expression: "a pile of pants", presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. Later spread to adults and abreviated.

"It doesn't work. It's just a pile of pants!" or "I don't like that group. Their music is pants" cf "balsa" and "a piece of balsa".

by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005

The Pants

A complete loser who has literally no idea he is being made fun of behind his back. A total fool oblivious to anything and everything in life.

Example A
"The Pants won't wear shorts to practice."
"Doesn't he understand that you HAVE to wear shorts?"

Example B
"Hey guys, what's a 'Badonkadonk'?"

by MyMomWontLetMe January 16, 2006

pants

those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.

Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!

by ranger bill May 20, 2008

pants

In Canada, it is a codeword of heroin.

Hey man, could you hook me up with some pants?

by Jeffboyo April 21, 2006

pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 7, 2005

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003