Not good, not up to the task, not true. Originally a UK schoolboy slang expression: "a pile of pants", presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. Later spread to adults and abreviated.
"It doesn't work. It's just a pile of pants!" or "I don't like that group. Their music is pants" cf "balsa" and "a piece of balsa".
by R. Clayton Jr November 29, 2005
A complete loser who has literally no idea he is being made fun of behind his back. A total fool oblivious to anything and everything in life.
Example A
"The Pants won't wear shorts to practice."
"Doesn't he understand that you HAVE to wear shorts?"
Example B
"Hey guys, what's a 'Badonkadonk'?"
"The Pants won't wear shorts to practice."
"Doesn't he understand that you HAVE to wear shorts?"
Example B
"Hey guys, what's a 'Badonkadonk'?"
by MyMomWontLetMe January 16, 2006
those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.
Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!
by ranger bill May 21, 2008
by Jeffboyo March 30, 2006
His performance was pants. This is pants.
by Billy Shears April 08, 2005
by Collossal July 30, 2016
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003