malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

Malcolm in the Middle

Like The Simpsons, but with real people. A good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and I'll never get tired of watching.

On Malcolm in the Middle the kid that plays Reese is the best-looking and Frankie Muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.

by fags-in-the-shower July 24, 2008

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

peace in the middle east

Peace in the Middle East is the same as saying peace out and though your chances are low have a good day.

“ I’m off to my math test”
- you “peace in the Middle East my man”

Or just use it whenever you would normally say peace out

by CookieQ September 3, 2019

sluts in the middle

A collective term referring to any females (or males) in your social group that dress whorrishly, and let out excessive erotic giggles to get the center of attention.

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today.

(sluts run to the middle and laugh)

anon: sluts in the middle!!

by battletortoise May 12, 2008