When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does
by ljjj October 13, 2008
Get the piss impotent mug.something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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Employee 1: "How's your proposal coming along?"
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"
Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."
Employee 2: "No idea, I sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn't around the office. Feeling the onset of work impotence"
Manager: "Have you gathered everyone's feedback and comments from our presentation?"
Employee: "I've sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet."
Manager: "Ummm, I think you've become work impotent."
by F.Castro March 14, 2009
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Get the Impotence mug.A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.
A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt
A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.
A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.
A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt
A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.
A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.
A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018
Get the Financially impotent mug.A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages
by Ignoramous July 10, 2011
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1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.
2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.
1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.
2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.
I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.
by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008
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