Improvident

Showing a lack of foresight, thoughtfulness, or caution.

"Therefore every improvident step will meet with terrible revenge."-The Story of the Great War, Volume II (of VIII)

by lonesomedragon September 23, 2018

comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

by The locos January 22, 2009

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

imbrovise

When two or more dudes are quick thinking, on the spot, without the use of cue cards or without previous preparation.

Did you see that? That guy and his wingman imbrovised perfectly when those cougars rejected them.

by Esteban de la Sexface July 31, 2009

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

Improvised Explosive Curry

IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.

Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."

Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."

by The Guptanator January 11, 2009