impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.

The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.

by AYB September 24, 2003

Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 21, 2010

Improstitute

A person or group of persons who are managing a fake internet account to gain likes.
Similar to the term prostitute - selling your body for money, the person or group of persons are using a fake persona to gain likes and popularity

That Cole Sprouse account is an improstitute account.

Or
That celebs account it not real, its made by improstitutes.

by Belieberxoxo_justinlove June 20, 2016

improtantly

to be important to the level of pro.

(10:40:48 PM) thebuc1010: OH YEA
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED

by THEBUC1010 December 9, 2008

Improstable

One who is incapable of being prostituted. The opposite of prostable.

My friend Carrie is improstable: no one would pay to sleep with her.

by ajfajn May 27, 2011

impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I thought I just needed to pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021