implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 18, 2007

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

impexive

incredible but yet perplexing (for some reason there is an "n" instead of an "m"-pretty cool hu?)

"bob is very impexive half the time."

"i feel impexive today!"

by mai13 June 5, 2005

Imple

im·ple
/em-pl/
Synonym of Simple; easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.

"That test was imple."

by ezclipswin!! May 29, 2023

farming implement

the white version to say hoe

That fucking farming implement didn't put out!

by LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN December 25, 2008

Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.

i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.

by HellsMother April 4, 2020

grammar implementer

Noun- referring to obnoxious individuals who are prescriptivist in nature and feel the need to implement the suffocating and irregular rules of English grammar, down the throats of learners. They are known to be particularly vicious to the poor second language learners who sometimes apply the rules of their native tongue, to English.

Oh god, my English teacher is such a stuck-up grammar implementer!

by The unlikely candidate September 2, 2022