I'd've

Short for "I would have"
Combination of "I would"(I'd) and "would have"(would've)

Mother: Didn't I tell you to clean your room!?
John: Well i'd've cleaned it but, ..well i'm lazy.

by Cuckoos July 26, 2009

I'd verb his noun

A slang term. It is pretty obvious what it means..and is only meant for fun usually.

Fish: Oh my Tom Liam! Bill is so hot!!
Liam: I know right?! I'd verb his noun !
Fish: Oh yea..me too!

by Liam483 November 14, 2007

I'd've

A mother of a contraction.

I'd've is one contractive mother!

by tourettesguydanny June 12, 2006

I’d’ve

A simple double-contraction of the words “I would have”

Ted: Hey Bill did you happen to get the birthday cake for tomorrow?

Bill: You know, I’d’ve done it if I had cared about doing it

by PlaystationBoi August 29, 2018

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

yous'd've'f'i'd've

Australian Variant of "y'all'd've'f'i'd've"
Youse would have if I would have

Cunt 1: *pussies out of something*
Cunt 2: "yous'd've'f'i'd've"
Cunt 3 (Overseas Housing Investor): *Cries*

by Hi_Its_Matt August 29, 2022

Y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve

Contraction meaning “you all would have if I had have”

None of you took the hit chip challenge, but y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve.

by Sinnergy April 10, 2022