Isucjsnhz

A disease that causes your body to not like you.
Etymology: Latin

I have Isucjsnhz

by kayak5445 January 15, 2023

iSucker

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iFucked

Getting fucked over by an apple product

Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!

by lauren stern December 19, 2008

Hell yeah I suck toes!

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.

"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"

by HatesHatesHates March 4, 2010

I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream

Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

by Isuckhis January 31, 2023

iFuck

Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.

"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"

by Sillysillybangbang September 6, 2013

ifuck

The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.

I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.

by Galford May 12, 2007