Iokepa Hughes

A large gaydar that enjoys thinking that flipping people over in basketball is socially acceptable.

Person A: I was at the Eastlake tryouts the other day and some Jewbot put an Iokepa Hughes on me.

Person B: What a dumbass cracker.

by fag-o-tron 3000 November 20, 2009

Isoken

People with this name are so hot it hurts they have they fattest assses and give life changing head

Isoken is so hot, damn!!

by weasleswith$ November 23, 2021

ipoker

Usually played amongst strangers riding public transportation or at your local Starbuck's. The game usually begins when someone, wanting attention, pulls out any Apple product. At this point, many people will choose to discreetly observe the product and determine its credentials. They will then compare with the Apple product in their possession. If they have a more recent and popular product, they must bring the product into the open for all to observe. If said product is confirmed to be better than the first Apple product, all attention will effectively shift to the person possessing the better product, forcing the original player to return their inferior Apple product back to his or her knapsack or pocket. This is where the game gets interesting. If you bring out the better product, you MUST pretend you are using ALL of its features even if you have no meaningful work to do or, have no remnant of a wireless or wifi connection. At this point in the game, you are safe...unless someone else feels they have a stronger hand than you.

ipod touch user: "hmmm, let me pull out my ipod touch and embarrass this ipod nano-using loser".

Nano user: "this fool obviously doesn't know about the ipad I have in my knapsack. Let me pull this baby out and zoom through some photos I downloaded from Bing"

ipod touch user: (returns ipod touch to pocket)

iphone 4 user: (pulls phone out and begins fake conversation about how hard it was to snag one of the new iphones) "what? yeah. YES. YES, I AM CALLING YOU FROM MY NEW IPHONE 4! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT IT FOR!!"

all other apple users in unison: (return products to their original places and bow down to new iphone user).

-end round of ipoker. Iphone 4 wins

by captivatedboredom June 19, 2010

ipoder

One who is seldom seen without an Apple Ipod in his/her possesion.

Here comes the 'ipoder' listening to his 10,000 portable cd collection

by dericmacaoidh May 13, 2005

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008

iPone

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

iPocket

iPod headphones tucked into your pocket. People think you have the real deal. For those who want the look but can't afford.

You see a friend in town and he might say, "Hey dude whats up?". You reply by taking out your "iPocket" headphones and reply, "Sorry man couldn't hear you". This will help emphasize that your friend thinks you are listening to something.

by Snoregasm February 28, 2011