by Drbigman May 28, 2016
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Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.
by John Wilkes Boothman October 8, 2009
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• I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic
• I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
• I wouldn't say no
• I would, but I'm pregnant
• I would _____ to _____
• i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit]
• I would do her
• I would do my part
• I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
When a guy is texting or talking on the phone with his girl, and he askes her to go somewhere and 'hang out' with him (he's actually asking her on a date) and she says "I would like that" then you guys go out, and she stares at your lips. Well boy, its your chance to kiss your lucky ladie!
(Texting)
Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:
Tommy: alright see you there.
(at the movies)
Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*
Tommy: *kisses Jenny*
Tommy: hey babe, wanna go to the movies and hangout?
Jenny: I would like that..(:
Tommy: alright see you there.
(at the movies)
Tommy: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hey! *Jenny stares at Tommy's lips*
Tommy: *kisses Jenny*
by whyDoYouCareStalkerMuch77 November 6, 2011
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"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
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Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
by slippin182 March 26, 2007
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A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009
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Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010
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