hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009

hypocritness

when someone is a hypocrite

no wonder where briana gets her hypocritness from

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

hypocrites

Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.

These guys are such a hypocrites since he is lying to so many girls

by santhania March 23, 2018

Hypocritiscism

Hypocrite + criticism. To be criticized by a hypocrite.

You know Hannah, with an a? Shes such a ho - but she's always judging others with all her hypocritiscisms.

by Automoto December 22, 2018

hypocritters

A group of hypocrites

"Hey bro, what's with the big group of people?"

"Don't look, they're hypocritters"

by The_innocent_one February 14, 2021

Hypocrites

1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.

2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.

3. Fox News.

It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.

by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021

hypocritter

A hypocrite who looks or acts like a critter such as your brother or sister.

----- you're a hypocritter! You just told me not to do that and now you're doing it yourself! You're a dirty hypocritter!

by Nathan Friesen January 27, 2026