This would be a big fat hypocrite. It is someone who is very blatant in their hypocrisy. The word is intended to be as stupid as the hypocrisy itself.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
The word was coined by B.R. Noel and used towards his father.
Father: When I ask you to do something I expect you to do it right away not three days later! Do your chores or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
Son: You god damn hypocritopotamus! I asked you for my allowance two weeks ago and every time you say "let me finish writing this e-mail" or "It's late and I'm tired from work, ask me tomorrow". Pay me or else!
by Justin M. Noel July 23, 2008
Get the hypocritopotamus mug.A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs
Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.
by HJD3 November 4, 2019
Get the self-righteous hypocrite mug.When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.
Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??
by b.c.w July 16, 2009
Get the Hypocrite mug.(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.
(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.
The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.
by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004
Get the hypocrite mug.by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003
Get the hypocrite mug.A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing
by TheFrost February 25, 2007
Get the hypocrite mug.Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult and belittle people for doing the same things they do.
Taylor: Trey your a piece of shit for being a cheater. I hate cheaters they are the devil!
Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.
Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!
Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.
Trey: I’m not saying cheating is right because it’s most definitely not. But sometimes people get treated badly, which causes them to do something they regret.
Taylor: gets caught cheating on husband months later!
Taylor would be the perfect example of a hypocrite for belittling Trey for cheating but goes and does it herself.
by Bell Pepper Slayer June 5, 2021
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