by VtotheL November 03, 2013
Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.
Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Claudia: Bye.
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.
Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*
Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!
Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*
Claudia: Bye.
Tracey: See you around.
Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!
Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*
by Huhhy October 06, 2010
by neon.crayon.13 November 17, 2010
Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...
by marijuanaman420 December 10, 2007
Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.
Hypocrite.
by Anonymouse🐀 December 17, 2018
Katy Perry is a hypocrite. She dissed her boyfriend for acting gay in her song "You Are So Gay", yet, she is acting the same way in "I Kissed A Girl". She'll probably insult me for saying this to her if I ever meet her, but I don't care.
by Karen Stickney July 12, 2008
A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.
Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!
by wakatakalaka July 11, 2008