One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.
Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.
by Hypocripster July 20, 2009
Get the Hypocripster mug.(c.) -- The increasing number of keyboarding errors (called typos) that find their way into print newspaper stories and online articles and blogs.
"It seems as if nobody proofreads their blogs or news articles anymore. This typocreep is beginning to get out of hand!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Manhattan, April 16, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Manhattan, April 16, 2011
by PRwiz101 May 10, 2011
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When someone heavy handedly explains to you that you are doing it wrong in a condescending manner while they themselves are guilty as sin of the exact thing they are telling you that you are doing wrong. But you are right. So right.
Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020
Get the Hypocrisplaining mug.Someone who complains about something when they are actually doing the same thing, however are to scared to do a thing about it.
Jim is such a hypocripussy. He said his neighbor was being mean by watering his garden and it bothered Jim. That neighbor should not water except when Jim does.
by Spudsmanalive June 11, 2014
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Get the hypocrispy mug.A blend of Hypocrite and Apathy, hypocrapathy is the behavior pattern of being apathetic if someone does a bad thing to you but being angry if someone ever does that same bad thing to anyone who isn't you.
Alice: Wow, your boyfriend's being real shitty. you should break up with them.
Bob: Oh, stop with the hypocrapathy Alice: your boyfriend is worse than mine, and you let him walk all over you. If anyone should be breaking up with anybody, it's you with him.
Bob: Oh, stop with the hypocrapathy Alice: your boyfriend is worse than mine, and you let him walk all over you. If anyone should be breaking up with anybody, it's you with him.
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