Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!
Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.
Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.
by DrJones14 April 3, 2011
Get the Hypstercrite mug.Hypester is like a hipster, except they also make hype. Any hipster who is seemingly well known, been on TV etc is a hypester. Hypesters often pop up on youtube videos which go viral.
Example of hypester in a chat:
Bob: Damn did you see that viral hypester video on youtube?
Jimmy: Oh that interview?
Bob: Yeah.
Jimmy: That was the best and funniest hypester interview ever!
Bob: Damn did you see that viral hypester video on youtube?
Jimmy: Oh that interview?
Bob: Yeah.
Jimmy: That was the best and funniest hypester interview ever!
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.
by Dave James March 9, 2007
Get the hypster mug.The Hipster of the hip-hop world. Following every new trend convincing themselves that they are different from one another. Commonly using terms like "bro.." "swag" "ratchet" "turn up" etc. Although these species are common they are very hard to keep up with. With a new week brings up new slang terms, more colorful pants, music with meaningless lyrics, a rapper with a one hit wonder, etc. This definition is guaranteed to change just as hypesters do but you get the picture now.
by Sauce213 June 19, 2014
Get the Hypster mug.The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.
When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.
by VyleK October 14, 2012
Get the hypstopia mug.The open office environment in a typical tech start-up is a place where hyapistical strategies abound.
by obydefault November 27, 2016
Get the hyapistical mug.Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.
Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?
by chudster85 November 9, 2020
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