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Hyperactive Man Saga

A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.

A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:

The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.

The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009
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Hyperactive horseplay

When you energized to a curiosity, that you begin enticing signals to another and mediationly jerk off to the idea.
She’s a real tease for me, she can break me down til I’m bustin a nut 4 hours into Hyperactive horseplay
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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pro-hyperactive

pro-hyperactive:

1) An advanced state of unusual or abnormal activity.

2) Management loves people who are pro-active. Pro-hyperactive is the next logical step.
My team of managers always meet their goals because they are pro-hyperactive.
by Ladyomygod March 18, 2010
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hyperfagtastic

Generally used to describe a gay man (possibly a gay woman) who is in a great mood, exuberantly hyper, and acting extremely flamboyant (more so than usual).

Denotes a hyperactive and very happy mood contingent with flamboyancy going off the scale.

May also be used to describe animals, days, or moods in general.
"He wouldn't quit smiling, cracking sex jokes about boys, nor jumping off the walls, he must have been having a hyperfagtastic day!"

"She is hyperfagtastic!!!"

"Today is going to be super hyperfagtastic!"
by Mr. Hyperfagtastic April 14, 2010
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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.
Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.
by Timothy June 3, 2004
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Hyperactive Forums

A spam-filled shit hole full of dumbshit n00bs.

Also known as; "Hyper"
by <insertnamehere> February 4, 2005
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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child
"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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