Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Hyman Party

1. A party that is never to be missed.

2. A bacchanalia located on a street with a suggestive spelling, providing the perfect setting for drunken endeavors and memorable nights.

3. Where you will find the sexiest, most interesting people on any given weekend.

4. A place where legends are made and dreams come true.

Person A: Shit! Did you check Facebook? There's another Hyman Party coming up!
Person B: Fuck yeah, I clicked accept the second I got it. I'm fucking PSYCHED.
Person A: Those girls who live there are NIIIIICE.
Person B: Shit, that's what I'm talkin' about!

by Lorelai Hyman March 11, 2010

Verbal Fire Hydrant

A person who's going on and on about a subject they're interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. By spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.

Jeez, Jon, you haven't stopped talking about 3D printing all night; you're being a real verbal fire hydrant!

by TheJanePlane June 3, 2015

New York Fire-Hydrant

The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...

Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!

I: Yeah, what should I do?

Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.

I: Disgusting, but alright!

by Firefighter911 March 20, 2010

Pull a Hyman

to study hard but still do terribly time and time again.

Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.

Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.

by A.Schluss December 20, 2009

Hyannisport

The ultimate Summer Vacation Spot. It is hidden between Hyannis and Craigville. So small that when all the parents go to parties the teenagers are free to raid their booze cabinets and have house parties every night. Out on the pier teens have parties and give blow jobs to each other. All the kids attend prep and boarding schools mostly in New England. All of the kids are preppy and always well dressed. All families living in hyannisport belong to no less than two of the three Clubs, The West Beach club, the Hyannisport golf club, and the Hyannis Port Yacht Club. The kids are all exceedingly good at all Water Sports, tennis, Golf, and especially sailing. The adults have all made big money and care to spend it on their many trips to nantucket and parties that occur almost every night. almost all of the women are clad in Lily Pulitzer and Jack Rogers everyday. Among the families are the Kennedys and the Shrivers giving Hyannisport a celebrity feel. Arnold Schwartzenegger and Ted Kennedy always enjoyed visits to their beloved vacation spot. But when the summer ends everyone leaves and Hyannis port becomes a ghostown haunted by the teenagers who have died of stupid dares, binge drinking and drug overdose in the summer months

Guy 1: Wanna come to the pier tonight at the Hyannisport yacht club?
Guy 2: Ya sure all our parents are at the Civic assosiation meeting. Tell everyone to take three beers and a water bottle full of Vodka. It will be great.

Sailor 1: those hyannis girls are so obnoxious
Sailor 2: It is just because they want to be us

Teddy Kennedy III: Wanna come out on my Grandpa's boat, the Mya.
Girl: Uhh yeah sure, wait the senators?

by Hyannisportguy735 October 27, 2011

Hodan

Hodan's are the baddiest girls alive, the are fine, and thick. They are a hella baddie, and aint afraid to do shit. And they loyal, and faithful. If you mess with them, it done for u. Hodan's are the goofiest, and funniest bitches alive.

bruh, look at Hodan over there, she dummy thick.

by ahfu May 1, 2019