Hyannisport 

The ultimate Summer Vacation Spot. It is hidden between Hyannis and Craigville. So small that when all the parents go to parties the teenagers are free to raid their booze cabinets and have house parties every night. Out on the pier teens have parties and give blow jobs to each other. All the kids attend prep and boarding schools mostly in New England. All of the kids are preppy and always well dressed. All families living in hyannisport belong to no less than two of the three Clubs, The West Beach club, the Hyannisport golf club, and the Hyannis Port Yacht Club. The kids are all exceedingly good at all Water Sports, tennis, Golf, and especially sailing. The adults have all made big money and care to spend it on their many trips to nantucket and parties that occur almost every night. almost all of the women are clad in Lily Pulitzer and Jack Rogers everyday. Among the families are the Kennedys and the Shrivers giving Hyannisport a celebrity feel. Arnold Schwartzenegger and Ted Kennedy always enjoyed visits to their beloved vacation spot. But when the summer ends everyone leaves and Hyannis port becomes a ghostown haunted by the teenagers who have died of stupid dares, binge drinking and drug overdose in the summer months

Guy 1: Wanna come to the pier tonight at the Hyannisport yacht club?
Guy 2: Ya sure all our parents are at the Civic assosiation meeting. Tell everyone to take three beers and a water bottle full of Vodka. It will be great.

Sailor 1: those hyannis girls are so obnoxious
Sailor 2: It is just because they want to be us

Teddy Kennedy III: Wanna come out on my Grandpa's boat, the Mya.
Girl: Uhh yeah sure, wait the senators?

Hyannisport by Hyannisportguy735 October 27, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016