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The humpinator

The humpinator try to hump everything in sight
by Kingofdick August 24, 2019
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Der Humpink

A somewhat autobiographical film starring Christoph Waltz that delivers a deep message of how we all need to hump along with one another.
Christoph: (points to telephone) Der humpink! (air humps telephone; telephone proceeds to gain a pink bow on top of it)
by Theexperience13 April 24, 2010
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Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
by Lillykins October 3, 2013
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Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010
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The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.
Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.
by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021
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Cactus Humper

When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.
Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.
by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005
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Humpin'

US Army slang from the Vietnam War, to carry something, particularly a heavy load in adverse or difficult circumstances.
With all the shit we humpin' on patrol, whoever called us light infantry musta had a goddam weird sense o' humour.
Either that or he's some fuckin' REMF who's never been out in the boonies.
by Croatalin November 22, 2013
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